Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML
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Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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metallica_wins 20
The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.
Rkikkas9713 25
Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!
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Comments (52)
NYM88 26
Talk about rubbing salt in the wound! FYL
derangedplanet 23
More like rubbing your money on someone else.
metallica_wins 20
The only thing you can do is tell her it makes her look fat.
earlytermination 34
This would do it!
oreoeater 21
"Yea it looked great in the store but I was too embarrassed to tell you that it was wayyy too small"
I_Like_Dogs 28
"Good to know, it was pretty hard to find extra big panties that matched with extra small bras."
Aimeejasmine 15
As terrible as this girl is, is it really necessary to imply having small breasts is an insult? Think about all the self conscious women who read these comments, think about how you're increasing the body hatred of random women who aren't cheating pieces of scum. There's feeling sympathy for OP, and there's being unnecessarily cruel.
I_Like_Dogs 28
#49, I have small breasts myself and I'm not insulted, even though I'm not quite happy with them-it's just a comment. Sorry if it offended you or anyone. However, we can't deny that it's pretty much already implied in society that large breast are better. Beauty standards have always been there (and they're obviously always the hardest ones to reach), and I don't think one comment will change that. That sucks, but that is the truth.
oreoeater 21
#49 and yet you see no problem with the fat insults?
Insanemf18 12
People are fat because they chose to be there's always a way to lose weight
RedPandax 23
#67, That's not always the case. Sometimes people have disorders or genes that can take into play on why they're overweight. Just because someone is fat doesn't mean they eat a lot and don't exercise. So not everyone "chooses" to be fat.
dafluckster 6
So I guess people with small boobs choose to have small boobs if they won't pay for surgery?
pookylulu 8
Your name wins!
ghostriley 14
They tryna piss you off so piss them of
iAlissa 34
What the **** is "tryna"
CoGhostRider 31
While I do agree that his ex is trying to get a reaction out of him I think the best way to get back at her is to not have a reaction. Obviously his ex wants to hurt him and it's probably because she misses him, indifference would turn the tables on her.
CoGhostRider 31
@25 apparently it's a new word intending to replace the phrase "trying to"
ScratchCatPower 32
Well, you must have really good taste... It's okay, OP, she's trying to make you jealous. Just let it roll off your back or ignore it, no biggie. :)
redneck_wolf 19
What a bitch
Rkikkas9713 25
Tell her how well you looked in it, too. That'll creep her out really well!
DumbWater 17
Or tell her how well her Mom looked in it!
elusiveshame 22
If she has a sister (of age, of course), just say "it was meant for your sister but it was too big around the waist"
TheGreyJayLP 10
That's just wrong. Block her.
chuka81 27
Block from his life? Or just on Facebook?
gracehi 33
Both.
beeferjay 34
that sucks OP... or should I say doesnt suck? lol
abattior 18
facepalm
milehigh52 22
Why the **** would you say that??
Rkikkas9713 25
My last comment was just a joke. Seriously though OP, don't let people like that get to you. You seem like a wonderful person and one day you'll find the one for you!
gracehi 33
It always gets me when people say stuff like this: "I'm sure you're beautiful!" "You're a great person!" For all you know, OP might have seduced, then brutally murdered his ex girlfriend's mother, then eaten her liver with sautéed onions, and so now his ex girlfriend is telling him about her new boyfriend's enjoyment of the gifted lingerie in a letter to OP's prison cell.
MrSassypants 34
Me and OP are pen pals. I can confirm this is true.
DumbWater 17
Say that you love how much tighter some new girl feels?