Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Oh hell no. Chase him down and make him come back. It was really immature of him to pack up and leave
RedPillSucks 31
He had to leave. some high school exchange students only stay for a couple of weeks.
Skyllas 1
To be fair - speaking as a previous exchange student myself - he most likely did not run from his problems. When our visa (that the US gives us) expires at the end of your stay -( in my case after a full highschool year) we are REQUIRED to leave the united states almost immedialy. I think he most likely dosn't even know - and if he does he doesn't have a say in leaving the country.
Obey_StudBoii 23
There's always the chance that he did know he got her pregnant and left early. If he doesn't know I guess he's in for a Citizenship
Dodge4x4Ram 46
gutten tag O:-) ,,I love German language, English is easy & Spanish is also important.
CreedsAngel 2
Wow sorry OP hope everything goes good. And I hope the new addition to the family will brighten your life's!
meganmagee 11
wow. talk about hit it and quit it.
The_9th_Doctor 18
he knew. why do you think he went back.
jw90 18
Fly his ass back to America and have a shotgun wedding.
NightHawk387 22
Getting married just because she is pregnant is a terrible idea, and is not going to make the kid's life any better.
etishuman22 32
Well that's convenient for the foreign exchange student... but my hope is he tries to make it right and help out. Good luck to you and your daughter, OP.
SaintJimmy21 19
even though this sounds like an odd comment to make, but: congraz 4 becoming granny :D
doglover100 28
Can you somehow contact him?
Enslaved 36
I didn't know "FEZ" was German. :P