Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
nachosbabygurl 9
contact the school and tell them the situation and say you need to get in contact with the father and tell him he is having a baby and either needs to come back or send money
MasterGamer591 13
Your daughter is a ****. Sorry for being so brief. It's not like they loved each other. If they did than the German student should come back. It's not your fault, it's your daughter's. They should of not had sex so sudden...let the hate come!!
Taurus_ChicKa 36
I'm very curious as to how old this girl is. Surely not that old if she was sleeping with a foreign exchange student. It's really sad these days, how many middle and high school girls are running around pregnant...
Aimee1331 9
Wow
stilesissohot 2
You should probably be trying to support her instead of going on FML...
lemurman108 24
I bet Maury will have fun tracking him down.
xbaconator9000x 16
Praise Abort
fantasyworld 37
Tell the school that you need to get in contact with him.