Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
perdix 29
Cool, the kid is going to know how to speak English and German from day one!
ViviMage 39
Yay!! The kid is entitled to free German healthcare!
IAmMe204 25
Well at least he'll have dual citizenship and well you're daughter is...special... ;)
IAmMe204 25
Dude learn to take a joke. :P
jerryj 27
Sadly this is erroneous, as German citizens are barred from having dual citizenship! Props however on trying to find a positive side!
yourwifelovesme 25
Guess you did nazi that coming lol
Cristian89 29
Damn that was a clean getaway lol
loawe 10
aaand that is why abortion should be legalized in every country
TecheyTim 14
NAZI HITLER BABY!!!!!
SilverFoxx 19
I am so sick and tired of hearing about teen pregnancy! I just can't help but wonder what is wrong with teenagers today.. I don't want to believe that a large portion of of their parents aren't teaching them properly nor do I want to believe that many, many of today's teenagers are simply idiots. What has changed?
caysters 12
The school system's refusal of teaching safe sex. All I ever heard was abstinence, abstinence, abstinence. Don't teach them how to be safe, they won't know how to be safe. Also so many parents today are not active in their kids lives like they use to be. It's sad.
SilverFoxx 19
It's difficult.. Well, you know most teenagers.. You tell them "NO", they'll rebel and do it anyways. You tell them "YES", they'll think it's no big deal and they won't take the proper precautions. It's a vicious cycle..
Fou_Lou 20
Actually its not that hard. Regardless if you teach a Pro or Contra sex attitude, it will happen and you need to teach the teens how Protection against pregnancy works, and that it is freaking important. Its all done with safety in cars (like using seatbelts) or riding bikes in traffic (we had hours on that in school) but sadly about sexuality isnt talked that much (regardless of in school or by parents) resulting in teens that think they could get pregnant by kissing -.-
viau 13
at least its good engineer blood