Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
alex_gen 39
This = Bad parenting.
nikolkaw 9
Viele Spaß lol
Metthew 15
Well, what else is to do than abort the mission?
aligater10 7
You didn't teach her to use protection?
sems_fml 5
At least the child can have dual citizenship!
ulissey_fml 22
You should have paid more attention to that Goethe feeling that something wrong was afoot...
raininginseattle 9
If a stork brings babies, what bird prevents them? Why the swallow, of course.
ambitiousnygrl 17
The US doesn't recognize duel citizenship
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
Yea that's illegal fr an exchange student to do
Sinner7239 1
your daughter sure loves her wienerschnitzel ;)