Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, after my daughter fell in love with a city I didn't want to move to and I caved to make her happy, after a year of which she got engaged at the age of 18 and moved with her fiancé back to his hometown not far from where we moved from, she called to tell me she's pregnant and my first grandchild will be hundreds of miles away. FML
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InfernoVivo 12
Das ist nicht gut!
Miss_Latina 13
Get in contact with him, let him know what's going on. Good luck.
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Comments (152)
worldclassrager 39
Do they still have contact? That would be important...if not hope all goes well...
ErinBaby33 6
Maybe you should have taught your daughter to not be a ****.
skyeyez9 24
We had a russian exchange student in my high school. Poor kid was bullied every day by the stupid jocks, to the point he went home after barely 2 mos.
llnursingll 10
Want to wish you luck, hopefully this can have a happy ending.
peacejunior 12
This would make a interesting movie! *grabs popcorn and start daydreaming the rest*
TheJMeister 15
...Well shit.
Dcm210 19
Bad parenting.
limabeans101029 20
I hate it when people automatically blame things like this on "bad parenting". The guy can't follow his daughter around 24/7.
bakateus 10
I hope they love each other... I was in canada for a month and my gf now is pregnant... now I'm in brazil again! now I'm going back to Canada. .. and we love each other
CzechIsBack 15
Some people here don't seem to realize that exchange students cannot just choose to stay longer than their visa allows. When his time is up, he needs to go and for all we know he knocked her up at the end of his stay. It's not like he could've decided to simply stay. And no, immigration doesn't grant extensions because you got a girl in the US pregnant
flashback_fml 14
Lol well to be fair she probably doesn't really know who the father is.