Kids talk

By SerenityJ - 27/09/2013 20:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 033
You deserved it 7 151

Same thing different taste

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darth1 18

Wow, that's awful and hilarious.

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hazardmuffin 21

I can only wonder where he learned that from. But still hilarious none the less.

dammit! post before mine got removed. this would make much more sense if it hadn't go ahead, thumb me down

now explain to her whats the difference between fingering and sex..

That is beyond a disgusting statement. The child is five, creep.

narkill 13

Well, it's true, can you blame him?

oh motherhood its full of moments like this

perdix 29

I'll bet everyone there would have chipped in to get your tubes tied on that visit.

I probably would have laughed to near tears had I heard that. You can always blame parents. But kids socialize in first grade, they watch, listen, observe and follow. Don't be so quick to judge. It's unhealthy.

judemadebad 6

Ahh....isn't in convenient when kids wait to say the embarrassing things until you're actually out in public?

dancer4life143 13

If it makes you feel any better, my 11 year old cousin asked his mom what an ****** was the last time he was at the doctor haha kids say the funniest things