Kids and Miscellaneous: Jump scare

Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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You deserved it 5 966

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 331

By angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 8 120

By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 20 586

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 233

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 5 166

By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 15 590

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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You deserved it 2 795

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 12 428

toastnbuttrcheng 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:22

Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?

porno_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:21

Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:37

At least it wasn't a spider.

Cupcaken 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:44

agreed! spiders are horrible!

helloimkellay 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:10

i had one in my shower yesterday. :(

ihateuall 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:41

are you kidding me? a spider can be killed with water. a human being has just seen you naked and is your brothers friend. youve got to be kidding me.

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:41

You just gave me nightmares. D: *shivers* Spiders.

poisonfrog7 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:41

@#85, human beings can be killed with water...

iwadasn 32

Sunday 31 January 2010 7:55

@#130, not as easily as spiders can...

Danhickey 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 20:42

haha I was gonna say that. it's true. OP, how did you not notice the kid?

dv8ted 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:42

I agree !!

bubblesdafrog 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:46

You must be awesome at hide-n-seek!

stlcards220 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:02

no, cuz that's a waste of water

stlcards220 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:06

oops i was replying to #9

drayloon 50

Sunday 30 December 2012 8:30

most people prefer not to freeze their ass off when they first get in the shower

AxCxDxDx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:45

Major win for him... unless you-... well, nevermind.

eur003 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:11

did you 'help him out' of the shower? lol

TotchiNeko 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:29

I always look in the shower. I must be weird though because I turn on the shower before taking my clothes off. but I would scream like crazy if someone was in the shower with me and I wasn't expecting it! :) hehe too funny.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:30

You win! Now it's your turn to hide!

nurgletr0n 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:40

omg haha this made my day

jennatailia 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:31

Today I saw my best friend's sister naked in the shower. MylifeisG.

Ozziefml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:10

what no one has noticed is the OP hasn't said if they are male or female so that just makes it more awkward

vikingunicorn 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:28

The gender clearly states female.

perdix 29

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:33

I haven't found any iPhone apps for FML that tell the gender and location of the OP. I end up using Safari on the iPhone to get all the features. I live to get PMs from my favorite person (you know who you are ;)