Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
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1800getalife 0
you gf is the man of the house...
boatkicker 5
It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.
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Comments (154)
Carbonchild 0
Guess she will be wearing the pants from now on eh?
ohSNAPyall 27
*crickets* What century is this?
chaos753159 4
erection?
KurouTenshi 0
LOL seriously?! xD ahahahahahah good job!!
xtrawesome 0
wuss
perdix 31
See if you can get her to sleep on the wet spot.
screwball111 0
that was a clever one! ~yur welcome
iliart_iliart 0
Perdix please, you can't leave me wanting after you like this. I love you. Marry me now.
trickyd 0
Mmmm ever thought of huggies day and nights? Illart you actually creep me out and im a therapist ( redundent) but still ...
daviesha 0
I've done worse
babygirl316 0
like whatt?
Giant85 0
Probably shat themselves :/
MattC13 0
Hopefully you darkened your pants because she screamed.
screwball111 0
maybe you should get that girl a muzzle! haha and wear a diaper cowboi! ~yur welcome!
lefty03 0
fake fake fake. if you knew anything about the human body at all (the sympathetic response to be more specific), you would know that this is literally impossible. nice try though. if I were writing this FML I would have atleast made my gf the one who peed so I didn't sound like such a bitch but oh well
Person1233 13
... what?
boatkicker 5
It's impossible to pee yourself when you're startled? Completely not. You know how when people are startled they often involuntarily flinch? Well now consider that you have a rather full bladder, but are waiting for a better time to get up. Involuntary muscle twitch of the wrong muscles, makes it entirely possible to wet yourself.
lefty03 0
maybe you should read up on what I was sayin before you form an opinion. because it will not happen. your body won't allow it there's no "if's and's or but's" with this. as the amazing tool Dane Cook once said "shut your lips and learn".
zippit09 0
You might well be right, but in that case post something more than "you don't know anything, you're wrong". Prove you're right or stfu.
evan28 0
you are a little bitch man. pussy!