Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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kayladance101 13

Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

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cooperd52 6

That's assault. Why dont you report him?

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Joey44 15

No, the reason his wife won't have sex with him is because he's a nutjob who goes around assaulting total strangers. The only real question here is why she agreed to marry him in the first place.

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gigi03 5

Im sorry but I found this funny but sorry for you at the same time but more on the funny lol

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1dude1fml1 0

Beat the crap out of him and **** his wife.

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crodrig8 0

Press charges get the police involved. Bang his wife put it in a video send it to the county jail and make sure to catch the good part. Then do a running video...to tell him to start doing some exercise!

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robberry 11

Maybe calling the cops would be better than posting on FML...

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TheShiningSnow 5

#73 Your spelling is not believable. Lmao, sorry, just had to say that :P Sucks for OP, FYL.

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laideehawk 6

This is just simply awesome, OP! Next time tell him to tell his wife to come over and get some of this.

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Neonnight 0

Poor dude but should not have done that 2 u

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