Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
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Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.
Glowworm56 27
Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?
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Comments (58)
Lady Taterthot 8
Wtfffff
1ninjanina 7
I once didn’t get my period for a year and a half because I was improperly handling progesterone supplement for horses and absorbed it through my skin. I now have irregular periods and borderline PCOS symptoms. Yes, I’ve been to the doctor. Also, how does your mom know when you get your periods, and how often?
never_three 21
Maybe OPs mom buys her pads/tampons.
Valeon_K 16
Another vote for going to a doctor. Hormone problems can easily stop your period. Talking from experience here, I have Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome and I skipped periods for half a year, then would have an un-ending one for half a year. And the pain when it was starting again! >< There are plenty of other hormone problems that will mess with a period too, so talk to your mom about going to a gynecologist or someone.
Jaelkus 28
Positive pregnancy test can be a symptom of cancer.
ViviMage 40
In very rare cases, you can have a false-positive result. This means you're not pregnant but the test says you are. You could have a false-positive result if blood or protein is present in your urine. And certain drugs, such as tranquilizers, anti-convulsants, or hypnotics, may also cause false-positive results. Also some tumors produce this result. Basically, you need to see a doctor to rule out a tumor/cancer, bloody urine, or a drug interaction, *before* you're grounded.
tmj25789 23
see your gynecologist. Sometimes PCOS can show a false positive.
T1A2Z3 35
In some cases you can get pregnant without sex if you've engaged in sexual activity where the penis and ****** have come in contact.
Mightytall 35
Your name isn’t Maria is it?
Cheb_fml 6
You’ll want to go to a doctor ASAP, that can be a sign of cysts or other pretty serious issues.
justchlc 20
Sometimes PCOS can mess with things. I used to go months without my period because of it when I was in high school. Birth control helped. Not sure if it causes false positives but you never know so I would check with your doc to be on the safe side