Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
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Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.
Glowworm56 27
Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?
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Comments (58)
Diana Stecchi 6
Your mom is stupid on so many levels. She thinks you're pregnant and she grounds you, as if having a child wasn't a lesson itself or if there weren't more important things to think about in such a situation. She didn't take you to a doctor I guess or else she would have been told the test was a false positive. If she did and you're actually pregnant you must be freaking out and your mother should help you file a report instead than grounding you
Ivy Fay 1
It could be a tumor. Go to a doctor and tell your mum to grow up and think about her daughters health!
Calilady 11
Jane the virgin?
OneGuySixDemons 23
Follow-up on this story please! False positive? Virgin birth? BS?
babiihell 5
As an RN it’s impossible to have a false positive result for a pregnancy test....however you can have a false negative. Looks like you are in fact engaging in sex.
Adam Steege 8
The obvious solution here is to take another test - preferably a different brand. ClearBlue Digital tests were in the news recently as they recalled over 20,000 products for giving false positives. And as others have said, if it definitely is a positive test, you may have been assaulted without your knowledge or it could be indicating an underlying health issue, most likely a tumor. So go see a doctor if you keep getting positive results!
jigermisker 0
Hello, med student here. There are a number of reasons that you could be missing periods and have a positive pregnancy test. For example there are multiple different endocrine disorders can cause amenorrhea (lack of menstration) and even positive pregnancy tests (which are just looking for a hormone called HCG in your urine). Please go to your doctor as soon as you can. Even if your mother doenst believe you, please try and make her understand that it could be serious and you are worried.
Thatguy25798 5
Could possibly be a sign of Ovarian Cancer. You need to get to a doctor.
treo1262 5
go to a doctor something isnt right!!!