chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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cthulhu_fml 0
O_o That's ******* creepy.
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
capgray 0
hey thats joincidence with a c ^
fmlwinnn 0
NFL - National Football League. also means No ******* Life. coincidence?
amrik 11
^winning
chuckles 0
lmao #15 epic
Tri_fml 5
Hey man, if she's willing to turn her back on religion to be with you, you've done pretty well. Also this made me rofl :D
aew002 0
Religious girls are the biggest freaks in bed. Believe me. I have a lot of religious girlfriends and they tell me alllll about their kinky stories. Keep the girl! Even if it is a little weird.
MyLifeBeLikeOh7 0
ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO ROFLMFAO. at least you got her screaming :P
dantheman_fml 0
i dont understand how this is "FML" material???, thats ******* hilarious
crayonnedmusic 0
ROTFLMFAO, BAHAHAHA (:
jennyozz 0
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha
MackenzieB 0
Hahahahahahahaha OMG hahahahahahahahahaha (15: xD)