chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
michaelscott23 7
you guys should quit making fun of religions. I'm a Christian and loves my God with all my heart. it's rude and uncalled for wat you guys are saying.
TheAngryKitten 0
the Multi-god Religions have the right idea. I'm Wiccan, so I believe in the MULTIPLE gods and goddesses of Celtic Religion. whoever thinks ONE being can keep watch over all aspects of the universe is a Moron, a Fool, An Imbecile.
PaisanPrincess 0
I know I'm late to the party, but come on! This isn't that weird or creepy. I can totally see her doing it in an old black lady voice being semi-humorous more than likely. The OP probably just doesn't have the social sense to be able to tell.
GuitarFail123 9
wow fail, hav fun in hell
manateelover 0
see 125, that's the great part about being an atheist. We don't believe in hell so your threats are empty to us.
BloodyMary666 24
U should´ve said "It´s okay, I forgive u!" ;) But seriously, that´s creepy.
snoowiez 3
haha...epic
dragonstrike94 8
I'm Buddhist so I just come straight back here
Sae_Ghelk 6
That's frighteningly good.
Arxikist 3
Chuck Norris forgives all.