chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Eaglestrike117 29
I ******* hate those overly religious types. So ******* annoying. FYL
fourzerofour 0
I dunno, that's weird an all, but as long as she's only religious in that small sense there, I'd have no problem with it. I'd also warn her that on subsequent times I'd interject humor in there by saying something like "Oh, don't worry, I forgive you."
chocoLIFE_fml 2
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cr3stf4ll3n 0
I'm Atheist, so my opinion is that she should either be religious and not have sex at all, or JUST BE HONEST and have sex before marriage. On the fence doesnt really work for this.
Ashter 20
LMFAO!!
Mancubus 2
You should have said in a very demonic voice "I am you're lord now"
LikeOhMahGoose 0
xD
MLGesus 0
omg #58 that is fkn hilarious u had me laughin so hard
Alexifish 0
lol, I
mrs_sean_flanery 0
on the bright side, at least you made her cum! :-D