chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
dan81892 2
what's the problem here? i would find that so hot.
Jessey_fml 0
LMAOOOO
greeneggsnsam 0
pahahahaha XD number 15...
mickeyy368 0
hahahha number 2
Max8791 0
hahaha wow that's weird & hysterical yet somehow very arousing...
djbean09 0
hahahahahahahahaha #12...
nice18 0
1. You got laid 2. The shouting probably meant she was enjoying it. There is no FML about it.
pyrofeng 4
hahaha xp that's hilarious. I feel your pain though. I was dating a religious guy too, but it just lasted longer.......... ;) so YDI
redbluegreen 40
Did you still finish? If so, not bad.
ZeroCSS 0
I fail to see how this is an FML...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
It's a GMH