chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
splendidskimmilk 0
Forgive, me Lord = FML XD
defsdgdh 4
win
Nhori 0
Good one!
gabbyh 0
hahahahaaaa oh my god..... that is so ****** up. But really funny, sorry =]
anonymous1230 0
hahahaha
sabrage 0
That makes me hard just thinking about it.
lola_noone 0
hey at least she came
beff 0
that is the ******* funniest thing i have read in 3 months. holy shit. that is awesome dude.
sequoi 0
Ditto!!!!! ROTFLMAO
Capo123 0
LMFAO holy shit this had me laughing for a while #2 had a good idea
Carribu 0
That is ******* AWESOME.
AntiChrist7 0
what's the problem? you got laid, so a YDI for whing about it.
BTROCK 0
hawt..