chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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TheWayILovedYou 0
That's freaking hilarious! LOL. it's made my day. (:
TheWayILovedYou 0
That's freaking hilarious! LOL. it's made my day. (:
TheWayILovedYou 0
That's freaking hilarious! LOL. it's made my day. (:
TheB0a 5
Funny
GMS1 7
amazing
lildrummerboy47 0
too bad there's no one out there to forgive her.
MSUguy100 0
LOL that is too funny!! not really an FML tho...unless you are an atheist :P
stingrayas 0
dude that's siicckk atleast you have sex my girlfriend doesn't even let me touch her I wish I had freak lol
kaitlinellen 0
wow were u that bad jokes
mcxhunni 0
its called being a christian. it ******* SUXX