chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
churchgoer
United States
Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan Beach, United States
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
OopsKid
France
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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ionelementz112 0
You should have said, "I forgive you."
Adam_B 0
FML = F*** My Life FML = Forgive Me Lord Coincidence...?
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Comments (139)
zach055 23
You shouldn't blame her, she's most likley been brainwashed by Christianity.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I am you are lord now? ..I'm confused..
TheWilliamJacob 0
stupid crazy chirstian girls.
CSM101 0
i'm not entirely sure that isn't a mark in the "win" category
MjsBabyAngel 0
weird? fyl
jcuh2010 0
lmao
iFOOL14 0
true
PEG7alk 0
thats ****** awsome, be honest did u burst out laughing
starfire555 0
brainwashed? you are such an idiot.
TheWayILovedYou 0
That's freaking hilarious! LOL. it's made my day. (: