Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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ntd309 14
She's still missing a great party...
robd007 20
what does that even mean?
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Comments (115)
worldclassrager 41
That's not the best way to say she passed...but I think anyone would have said what you did
NamelessFace 22
Seriously that guy couldn't have found a stupider way to say that. Even I didn't know what he meant until I read the comments... WTF.
pixierara 28
The way he said it the first time makes it sound as if that's what it was, don't feel too bad. If he wanted to be clear I think he should've worded things better
Hannabugxox 9
I don't get it