Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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ntd309 14
She's still missing a great party...
robd007 20
what does that even mean?
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Comments (115)
tayymeds 23
That's a strange conversation to startup with someone randomly at a wedding reception... However he's probably in mourning still and just wanted someone to talk to, but the loud music made that slightly impossible.
OxenFree 10
I'm still trying to figure out how you even got into this conversation to begin with. Who just brings up their sister's death with a stranger they just met at a wedding? Was the reception that dead?
siggy_mcsigx 22
He was probably drunk and emotional. If not, well there always has to be That Guy at a happy social gathering/wedding. It took me a while to think 'oh it's a way of saying she's in heaven/dead,' but I was sure I was reading too much into it, to the point where I felt silly. Would have gone straight over my head if I were in your position, in the conversation, lol.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well his wording was strange, and honestly I don't understand why people can't just say someone passed, I can somewhat understand why he's mention it. He may have been very close to his sister and is having a hard time celebrating a great event without her. Often times an individual may feel guilty enjoying themselves after a loved one has died especially so if that loved one died younger than expected. He may have mentioned her because he's struggling to focus on the celebration at hand and is thinking of his sister. It's really not something op could have known though and his wording was just plain weird.
RedPillSucks 33
No, his wording was weird. It's interesting that you used the word "passed" instead of "dead". It's just a simple euphemism. Every generations euphemism is slightly different.
Victormoon 14
Awkward lol
worldclassrager 41
It's loud a common mistake...don't sweat it just bury those words and move on
breakinlegs 19
Why bring up the fact that your sister has died to what seems to he someone he does or hardly knows... at a wedding
Ki11erC 18
Well I wouldn't of had a clue, "be with her boy" would of thought he meant her son and when lord was mentioned I would of thought she was some religious nutter. The idea of her being dead would never of crossed my mind.
gracehi 33
*have *have *HAVE!!!
alicat13 12
Domination type thing? Lord can be her owner.
anythingwilldo 10
It could be Loki or Thor :)