Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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ntd309 14
She's still missing a great party...
robd007 20
what does that even mean?
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Comments (115)
hsimon12351 8
Nowhere near your fault OP
_G0D_ 9
Yes it was.
revieced 13
why would he even talk(out of the blue?) about his dead sister at a party?
creepyclowntown 10
that sucks but very different way he said it too.
katertott 44
Maybe she was there in spirit :)
skyspidergirl 8
I'd have made it even worse by asking [ is he really that controlling? ]
profligatesoul 18
Hmm odd fml.. Went home to be with her lord? Not The Lord or Our Lord? I guess it had to be this way to setup the punch line. HAHA! You funny.
Cherryta 17
I'm confused...follow up?
schalk 12
I hate it when people take offense if you couldn't guess someone died. Like when people hear my dad died ages ago it's always "i'm so sorry" (no you're not). Why are you sorry? Did you kill him? Just f*** it OP.
at0micmin3r 23
Sucks. Not your fault though if the music was loud. Also, please no bashing for her beliefs or her brother's. :)
fantasyworld 39
I've never heard anyone say that.