Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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Tessa39 0
sounds like he is a genius
EvilDoll 7
Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...
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Comments (261)
cjgqsmooth 0
sounds like a crappy situation lhh
kmac249 0
I hope he didn't call you from the phone he took a dump on...
xDrella 0
wow. you pay for his school? I had to earn mine. 3 jobs, 5 scholarships and bursaries, and a loan. ******* lucky bastard. no wonder he has the time to video tape his anus. teach him what it means to EARN his degree(or what ever he's wishing to get)
evilmonkeysrock 0
maybe he was making some sort of porno for his girlfriend/boyfriend, or you
fml98kevin 4
he called u askin 4 a phone? WTFF????
SleepOnStones 5
Sounds like your son is learning a lot at med school. I think I just decided what I wanna do after high school :P
Suburban_Dude 0
I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!
EveyxOxO 1
daaamn 80,000?!?
sydnie17 1
then how did he call you if he dropped his phone?..
momodu98 3
...and how old is ur son??