Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2
Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex
DawnShadow_fml 5
While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******
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kalbrek009 20
One does not "come down with a headache" from being dropped on one's head...what you got was a "dropped on my head, resulting in a possible concussion which caused me to vomit from it & ended up with me having a headache from the blunt trauma to my head, but my idiot bf still wanted to have sex because he's an insensitive jerk who should have taken me to the hospital instead." sorry OP, your bf is a douche...make him pay for proper medical attention, then dump him.
KaskStunter 4
Hey, blueballs are really annoying to a man, more than any kind of pain. He could probably have it jerked off though.
perdix 31
With that vomity taste in your mouth, you ought to be a good sport and let him take you doggie-style. That way, he can avoid kidding your foul-smelling maw, and you can both watch "Hockey Night in Canada!"
sxyandiknowit 4
Um... Just so you know vomiting after hitting your head is a fairly conclusive sign of concussion or possible neurological damage. You may want to go get checked out....
lil_man6 0
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catkat1988 17
I see a lot of people already wrote very sensible comments here, so I'm just gonna say you should read all the comments containing the words "concussion" and "hospital" and follow their advice.
bizarre_ftw 22
Meathead bfs should come with warning labels
vikasaur 3
You might have a concussion..
sierraroxursox22 3
Think of it this way they say that sex releases a chemical that makes u feel better so in a way he was trying to make u feel better :)
KickItHigh 32
Sounds like sex scene gone wrong... and your boyfriend is rude. :