Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2
Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex
DawnShadow_fml 5
While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******
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Comments (181)
Haha_no_123 11
Sex can get rid of headaches so his plan COULD have worked if you accepted
mamacakes25 6
never heard of a concussion as foreplay before but I guess what ever floats your boat haha. defintly need to get that checked out though could be serious
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Actully you should have had sex with him because right before you ****** your body lets off hormones which works against headaches and fevers and other thibgs
monnanon 14
Untrue! how many times is this crapy going to be said on here. Some headaches may feel better but any sort of tension headache or migraine is going to get ten times worse. As for a fever you may feel better for a little while but it comes back twice as hard due to uneccesary exhertion.
mama2b3 20
I hope you said no and went to a hospital.. and even after seeing you throw up he still wanted to have sex? Gross and a dick. Fyl op hope you feel better.
heyred 11
Vomiting after a head injury can be indicative of something more serious. Get checked out ASAP, send him the bill and kick him in the nutsack.
mariejinx 1
Well, in my opinion, a guy with no consideration for you, like your boyfriend, should get dumped! You deserve better from a guy than what this one does for you!
YahImThatGuy 0
If you wanted to do something worse than not have sex, take his penis out, suck it just long enough for him to get fully hard and really into it, and then just stop and leave. Though, if you do this I would recommend locking yourself in the bathroom until he finishes himself, otherwise, if he can get his hands on you, bad things might happen.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, that raging boner isn't going to help itself... Imagine if he dropped you on cacti.
Newzealeb 3
Don't worry, Canada has awesome healthcare . You'll be aight .
Sab0026 0
You should see a doctor... You could have a concussion....