Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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S0CCERSTAR01 2
Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex
DawnShadow_fml 5
While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******
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Comments (181)
qtbabe127 22
Typical man. You're in physical, mental, or emotional pain, they comfort you for a few minutes, then ask, "So, are we still having sex?" with a smile on their face. I'm sorry OP. I hope you're feeling better now.
katattack14 0
There is no such thing as a typical man, you are stereotyping. Which makes you as much of an inconsiderate person as those "men" you are talking about. If you want men to act differently you need to change the stereotype that locks them within that behaviour.
narrowords 18
Give him a bottle of lotion and some tissue and tell him to go **** himself.
cjg2013 0
he was in the end thinking of you. drop you on your head, what else to make everything but some sex! great guy. definitely a keeper!
iseyixes 18
So did you.....? He was I obviously trying to make you feel better. Why else would you be with a douche?
Jasonf6 0
Vomiting and a headache = concussion. Go to the hospital.
Fletchdads 9
Yup. If you puked you got a concussion.
yanksby7 6
You have a concussion but unless things start going downhill quickly, you don't need to go to the hospital #CATscansalwaysclean #thisismyjob
tburke1 7
#keep hashtags on Twitter #you're a tool
WCARlover 35
Feel good that even when you vomit you can still turn him on?
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's some kinky shit....
mom2pen 4
Throwing up after a head injury is a serious sign. You need medical attention immediately!
McLovinBearJew 0
After they have sex, of course
taytaylal 11
Your boyfriend is an idiot. He obviously doesn't care about your health and he should be dumped.
CaptainPickles72 18
He's being an idiot because all the blood went to his ****.
Swiftly 0
^^^amen
taytaylal 11
Still. Op was seriously hurt and all he could think of was having sex.
TheDrifter 24
Men have two heads, but only enough blood for one at a time. Once little head takes over, big head doesn't get a say anymore.
NotSoBeloved89 2
Ouch! You should go see a doctor... Vomiting after a head trauma could mean you have a contusion or some other injury you aren't aware of.
perdix 31
What a trouper! He still wanted to have sex with you even though you puked! You've got to give a guy credit for that!