It's catching

By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
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JenkJenks 6

That's pretty selfish of you. Try to keep your pregnant germs to yourself from now on.

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Wizardo 33

Why does it seem like almost every boss in the world is either really stupid or really incompetent.

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ecascio2010 9

What an idiot? He does know that pregnancy is not contagious...

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titibug823 11

Sounds to me like someone's boss needs to go back to biology and learn about reproduction again....

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doodlecloud 26

Please don't use the word 'messaged' like that....fyl though, your boss sounds annoying.

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CharresBarkrey 15

What the? Who are you to tell OP how to speak?

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doodlecloud 26

Not sure why I got thumbed down quite so much. I hardly attacked OP like some commenters on here would do over incorrect their/your usage. I asked nicely. I even said please!

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doodlecloud 26

And to clarify because I think some people may be confused, I didn't comment because I have some weird word preferences that I try and push on others, it's just grammatically incorrect, and badly so.

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T1A2Z3 34

It's not grammatically incorrect though...

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Korra_fml 23

if his girlfriend is sick in the same way as you, and you're sick because you're pregnant, then can we safely assume that his girlfriend is pregnant as well? lol but seriously, FYL for having such a stupid, insensitive (assuming he knows you're sick because you're pregnant) boss

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Well that'll teach you to cough your pregnancy germs everywhere. Inconsiderate. *eye roll*

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lo_and_behold 11

I can't believe you didn't wash your hands, everyone knows that's how you catch these things!

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PandaLove16 11

If I were you I would've told him to buy some diapers and get ready because...you're pregnant. And if she has what you have he better be ready

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