Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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your_ma 27
It really sucks that no one was nice enough to give you a heads up :( I feel your pain.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hey, look on the bright side! I'm sure you were able to bring joy to a lot of patients that needed a pick-me-up ;-) 20 cc of all that yumminess, stat!
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Comments (96)
tooney_fml 8
I bet your ass is beautiful and probably very tasty
Lucky7Samson 10
If you're too fat to wear a thong don't wear one. I'm too fat to wear a banana hammock so I don't.
verkaderk 9
Eat less salt? Maybe try some healthy foods?
olfool 3
Why the hell are you wearing a thong to work anyways? I always hear women complaining about how uncomfortable they are.
SirGonz86 1
Who cares… cellulite is hot!
Late_night83 25
You knew what u were doing attention seeker. U wear a thong when ur proud of your ass, cellulite ridden or not.
swollenreaper 3
do you even lift or squat?
RavenCheyenneC 12
Girl! Have more confidence! You just downgraded YOURSELF. Confidence is attractive! Not self pity!
escobar07 10
Um aren't scrubs pretty thick????
kiswani_anas 4
And we have another fail...