Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
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Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
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your_ma 27
It really sucks that no one was nice enough to give you a heads up :( I feel your pain.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hey, look on the bright side! I'm sure you were able to bring joy to a lot of patients that needed a pick-me-up ;-) 20 cc of all that yumminess, stat!
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Comments (96)
robertd73 24
Fruit
lsmith6150 18
This sounds like it should be written from the other point of view: Today, while visiting the hospital I thought I'd get to see some hot nurse, but no all I saw was some cellulite-ridden ass wearing see through pants and a thong. FML
MakinMills 12
and no one took a picture of this???
itsgen 16
A lot of clothes these day are see through -_- Cheap economy Btw I love that word Fun-*******-tastic
monnanon 13
ah so this is where Elliot went after scrubs. seriously though if you did not notice any funny looks or long stares then chances are no one noticed. it seems a little odd that your scrubs are see through. arent they all made of the same material and would be the same one pair to another?
amifaiyaz 12
someone needs a confidence boost...
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I know how u feel
dunebro 15
Pics or it didn't happen!
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Were they ones Katherine Heigl designed?
joethebiden 8
If you're self-conscious about your ass, lay off the goddamn ice cream spoon and get some goddamn exercise. Or don't buy thongs. I mean, sheesh, you work at a hospital for Christ's sake. You should know something about healthy life habits.