Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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Top comments
Lizzy86 0
time to lay off the hallucinants dude.
Theoderage 3
What the hell??? That does suck!
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Comments (221)
Occam 0
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
ogloc 0
My nightmares come true in your shower.
Swan_fml 0
That's hilarious! I love bugs. Though that would have been disturbing to me too. I love this FML! At least they weren't roaches.
sparda4355 0
Am I the only one who got turned on by this post? *Imagining hot naked chick running out of bathroom screaming in horror as I rush to console her* Too many porno movies? lol Only kidding... That would totally freaking suck!
Theos_fml 0
My house has been invaded by ants too, but not too many. It's that time of year. (There's nowhere to hide and I keep massacring them with fire and fury)
kcg87 0
Holy crap. That is like my worst nightmare...being naked and there being lots of bugs that can crawl God knows where!!!!!
infinite_hope 0
ah! That's the worst. I too would have ran out so fast! I wonder why that happened. Either way, I'm so sorry
the_effed_life 0
WTF. You need to get some renovations done.
wanky1 0
who still takes baths past the age of 6?
TheCupcakeNinja 0
How the hell does something like that even happen? I believe it, yeah, but...seriously, who would ever think about that? FYL.