Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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Lizzy86 0
time to lay off the hallucinants dude.
Theoderage 3
What the hell??? That does suck!
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Comments (221)
aquariusbeauty 0
LOL. I had an experience similar to that, only it involved removing a clock, and cockroaches.
andrealovvve 17
EWWWWWW those are thee worst lil things on earth!
rinnychan 2
16, not all ants are harmless, especially not in large numbers. We don't know where this person lives--it's possible they could have been fire ants.
jumpgurl23 0
ants r bad....especially when theyere hybrids......ugh.
happygirl_fml 0
ewwwwww FYL that is so disgusting ewww
iDontFail_xD 0
ANTS LOL WTF! Never seen that in a SHOWER.
rihannalover 0
it should have ended at EVERYWHERE or something cause the last part just seems like not FMLish. but the rest is ****** up, hope you're ok ahaha.
rawkdinosawr 0
FYL indeed
I_Go_Commando 0
OMG ITTS LIKE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS - Oh wait, you have no pants.
zee209 0
Ugh, I'd scream and run too! Sorry to hear that!
bbabyyxO 0
if you have ants, there must be a reason [: