Transportation, Cars, Accident and Neighbours: Introductions

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 1 135

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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You deserved it 1 671

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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You deserved it 72 628

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 024

You deserved it 386

By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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You deserved it 2 526

By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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You deserved it 8 064

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 216

By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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You deserved it 1 741

By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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You deserved it 1 096

By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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You deserved it 2 535

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:06

Consider this as a comment. Just not a ******* good one :)

marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:58

Should have introduced yourself earlier.

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SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:12

Yeah that really sucks.

imnotcraZ 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:17

great first impression you'll be real friends!

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:20

I guess someone isn't getting a Christmas card haha

bbodin33 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:25

park in Ur driveway next time

Anton317 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:26

Neighbors are awesome :) haha.

shift_love 13

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:35

you probably didn't bring them their housewarming gift on time for them to not hate you. how about a nice bottle of baileys? mmm creamy beige

Randuhh_17 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 7:35

X.X....OLD GREG! bring some ******' water colors over too!:D

dacam 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:00

was it a woman? lol

Waffle817 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:01

on the bright side they weren't banging In it right?

invicta8926 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:19

Let's. start off with a lawsuit!

mk58 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:20

Nice reference!! :)

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Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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Today, I haven't been able to sleep for two nights due to cows mooing loudly somewhere nearby. I recently left the country to stay in the city. Which apparently has a higher cow population than my country home. FML

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Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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