School, Religion and Education: Indoctrination?

Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

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By sciencetime - 10/12/2016 11:33

Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML

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By satanworshipper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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nesteremily 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

Yes..I do believe in humans..

iop330 22

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:01

Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.

Comments

DaBayst 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 12:51

Everyone in your class shouldn't be classified as **** sapiens.

cr500guy 11

Saturday 23 May 2015 13:04

maybe you should have said hetrosapiens. **** might be throwing them off

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 23 May 2015 13:29

That's bullying

Chiharo 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 13:32

That sucks OP. but what the teacher is doing,isnt iy bullying? Like who the hell mocks people like that for their own believes. Seriously....

bleedingglitter 24

Saturday 23 May 2015 14:57

Maybe talk to your mom about a transfer.... You are not getting a good education there obviously.

ourtneyc 14

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:07

oh my god

DaRito 25

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:21

Now is the time to get your parents to get you out of this school and find one that isn't full of stupid people. FYL my friend.

CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:29

My friend once came up to me out of the blue, with no context, and asked me if I believed in aluminum hydroxide. I stared at him confused for a few seconds before muttering "uhh, yeah...?" He said "Oh, ok. Because some people don't believe in evolution," and walked away.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 23 May 2015 15:56

I sure hope you are not made fun of for quite awhile due to that

carleyboo2018 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 16:13

"And then on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle, so man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." (Please don't kill me its from mean girls about weirdly religious (home schooled) kids)