Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Top comments
joshiepo0 18
Massage her before sex.
DocBastard 40
Remotely intelligent?
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Comments (127)
gnas_fml 4
im a trained masaage therapist, i actually give my girlfriend a back massage during sex sometimes. its really easy ro do in a sitting position with her facing you
anbrick 6
How is this bad for you, OP? She's the one who has to deal with your inadequacies. Pay more attention to what she likes. Learn some new tricks or something.
LifelessStars 22
Just take the compliment and forget about what she said
xeka 10
Your next reply "If only i gave more then 0 *****..." ;)
LegendaryJacob7 7
That's harsh.
drcynic 4
Well, at least you're getting some
mikester21 1
At least you are *******!
Derpylicious 3
Communication is key. Ask her what gets her off, and do that. Also, work on your technique for good measure. If it's still not good enough after that, leave her and go find someone you can satisfy, as she cannot be pleased and is not worth the trouble.
fury1031 10
Why should she get a reward for being a rude and insulting bitch?
MangaManiacNat 13
Give her a back rub during sex?
gemmadaws 3
She probably cheating on you with one of your mates