Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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joshiepo0 18
Massage her before sex.
DocBastard 40
Remotely intelligent?
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Comments (127)
pjordanw 9
Ooff I would have been pissed.
wtffml1979 22
Ummm that just sucks. Maybe that's no good from her lol.
pmadNess 16
Passive aggressive comment on her part. When you are both relaxed, calmly tell her that you care for her, and ask her what exactly she is needing physically. And do also let her know that your feelings were hurt by her comment, and that if she has any type of problem within the relationship, to just sit down with you and tell you. And then go about trying to fulfill. And be willing to sit and have the same communication with her regarding your needs. You have to work together for a good relationship.
JohnzSexyMamas11 7
Damn Dude Thats Sad .
DarkJediLove 19
Start mixing the 2 together and I am sure you will get better!
akiahara 14
challenge accepted?
Lastking85 6
You have to get even and she kiss you ,just say ' I wish you suck good as you kiss '
danieljmurray 3
At least she knows grammar
BananerzFresh 12
I hope you stopped that back rub as soon as those words came out of her mouth.
ultra_notorious 26
Take comfort in the fact that you're doing something right or she'd have left already OR she is just using you!