Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, the man I love showed me the ring he's going to give to the woman that he loves. Who is someone else. FML
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SpasticTurnip 4
Once a cheater always a cheater.
DrChimRichalds 0
That's really messed up! Drop that fool!
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Comments (75)
natasha_m 3
tell him that u will stop ****** others behind his back
sickinlove13 0
WTF? Leave him!
IExist121 0
YDI for having promise rings.
were_giraffe 2
you sure that's the man for you? real men don't need a big ceremony to not cheat
SuperSpore 0
Change your promise to "I promise I'll never stop thinking you're a douche.". lol
tipsy337 0
Pimpin like Clinton
ebbasaur 0
For the two people who believe women are lower beings, kindly go **** off. Please that whole "women or weak and deserve everything they get" bullshit is really ******* old. And, YOU two dumb ***** know that if it weren't for us women and the all mighty ****** that you would be in the fetal position crying and stroking that little VD carrying thing you call a dick. So shut the **** up, and come back to ******* reality. Women are here and they are going to stay here. Get ******* used to it or go die some ******* where. I'm 100% sure you won't be ******* missed. ******* **** suckers.
LizzieBvBfan 5
Your ******* hilarious aren't you? *sarcasm*
LizzieBvBfan 5
addressed to #94
kellster 2
Um, get out of there. Seriously.
Rota 0
Lol look at 80, she's all mad because women are lesser beings.
Nightfallz 0
promise rings lol what are you 12? I bet he got it out of one of those quarter machines too.