By Elizabeth Ann - 19/11/2018 12:00

Today, I no longer need an alarm clock. My cat has learned to jump on my boobs at precisely 7:30 every morning. If I don't get up immediately, she just keeps jumping on my boobs. I'm an E cup. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27

I hate having these daily Mammograms, Dr Mittens.

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ojosRojos 28

Does your boob size really make a difference? I’m not an E cup but that would definitely still hurt me lol

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tarabella 7

She has confused your boobs with hippity-hops. Easy mistake, tho hippity hops would be slightly smaller.

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RichardPencil 30

My dog licks my face at 7 am. I have a donkey dong.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Apparently, that problem can be solved with peanut butter. Although, the internet does contain many falsehoods, so start with a pea-sized amount, and work up once you have confirmed this to be true.

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Satan7734 13

Bet your nickname is "E Cups Elizabeth"

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VanTufty 13

Ha ha “E cups” Anyone here have E cups? It’s like a Simpsons joke at the MO’s bar 🤣

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chosha_fml 26

Spray bottle by your bed would stop this pretty quickly.

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purplecatlady 14

I’m sorry - congrats on your cup size and all, but how is that at all relevant? Would a cat jumping on A-cups be any less painful?

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draghkar 18

Jeebus, I don’t get to sleep in until 7:30 even on my days off.

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Charlie Given 26

what never seen a cat on a trampoline 😂

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Rabite 28

Love how the unnecessary mentioning of OPs cup size makes all the creeps come out. Match made in heaven I guess?

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