By Elizabeth Ann - 19/11/2018 12:00
Today, I no longer need an alarm clock. My cat has learned to jump on my boobs at precisely 7:30 every morning. If I don't get up immediately, she just keeps jumping on my boobs. I'm an E cup. FML
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  jkjorn  |  14

But then it'll just sit outside the door & meow all night. That's been my experience with cats, anyway. Little bastards sleep 90% of the day but don't care about your sleep.