By Elizabeth Ann - 19/11/2018 12:00

Today, I no longer need an alarm clock. My cat has learned to jump on my boobs at precisely 7:30 every morning. If I don't get up immediately, she just keeps jumping on my boobs. I'm an E cup. FML
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I hate having these daily Mammograms, Dr Mittens.

Does your boob size really make a difference? I’m not an E cup but that would definitely still hurt me lol

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E cup, you say? Well then, I graciously volunteer to shield your funbags from your cat using only my hands. Think nothing of it, it's my good deed for the day.

Then you'd be disabling her alarm clock though...

can i be your alarm clock?

You sure she's not just aiming for your lap but hitting a boob because... tittonsters?

Close the bedroom door, maybe?

Maybe not let an animal into the house?

But then it'll just sit outside the door & meow all night. That's been my experience with cats, anyway. Little bastards sleep 90% of the day but don't care about your sleep.

Does your boob size really make a difference? I’m not an E cup but that would definitely still hurt me lol

I hate having these daily Mammograms, Dr Mittens.

Maybe she thinks they're some sort of cat toy!

This post is really bringing out all the creeps -____-

I'm a G cup. get over it girl.

Ladies, ladies! Let's not fight. Just send me pics and I'll settle this in a fair and adult way. Just trying to lend a hand here.

With E and G-cups, you might have to lend both hands...

You'll need a larger focus group. I'll assist.

VanTufty 13

Puss in boobs