Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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Top comments
xxmollyxx 25
and why were you there?
ScaughtieHolden 11
49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.
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Comments (145)
TalkinSmack 6
pull him aside and tell him your so happy that she finally found someone that has herpes like she does.
ForeverYoung1 3
Crush his balls.
Louie133 0
Like!
ImTotallyAsian 0
Why did you go to your ex's wedding?
sleepingman11 0
agreed :)
daBeast155 0
well you can be friends with your ex and plus she was bound to find out sometime
daniel0720 0
agree what were you doing there?
knocking 0
Um, why the hell did you go to their wedding? Do you enjoy being emotionally tortured?
jswizzle_ 6
Why would you even go to your ex's wedding in the first place?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Make a toast and announce that you had hepatitis while you two were dating.
EmyB_fml 8
aaand why are you at this jerks' wedding ?
icanhazblivions 1
shoulda brought a date, op
applesuckers 0
Who said he or she didn't?
pinkelephunk 0
That's when you make toast(:
pinkelephunk 0
*a toast* xD
sweet_candy_ 17
Ydi I don't see why you went to the wedding. I mean come on who goes to their ex's wedding? I must admit though this guy has got some balls inviting you.