Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
and why were you there?
ScaughtieHolden 11
49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.
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Comments (145)
ccwolf93 0
that happened to me too. then right after he married his wife he came crawling back to me saying he missed me so we had sex. then 2 months later she had their baby girl. he still says he prefers me over his wife but wouldn't leave her for me cause of his daughter.
grymdylan 1
csb
chungy92 5
I call bullshit
ThanksKarma 0
27- Nobody feels bad for you. Your "**** buddy" is telling you that he likes you more so he can keep you on "**** buddy" status. He doesn't really like you better. When he thinks of you I'm sure he thinks nothing about what a great person you are or remembers any valid detail about you, except that you have a pussy. You will only be a sperm receptacle to him. Close your legs and don't give him the time of day.
DjeePee 25
Did you know I seriously hate people who have sex with someone who's already taken? You have absolutely no respect for his wife and, because you agree in being his sex toy, no respect for yourself. Be proud about your great personality.
ghostlilac 25
Sounds like an episode of Jerry Springer... classy.
Sammydubbs 2
You disgust me who the hell sleeps with a man that they know is married.
s2syou 7
lol if everyone looked at the username theyd see this person was jst being a smart ass "93..... 17 year old...
avclovewsh 8
72- how do you know they didn't graduate from high school in 1993 or maybe 93 is their favorite number .. you are not psychic and you cant assume something you don't really know .. maybe this person really is as stupid as they made thereself look but you will never know because you don't know them .....
Iriz 0
To 27 Wow no self respect... if he wanted u he would of married u not her, ur ignorant to believe wat he tells u... u need to stop lettin him treat u like his toy... give urself some respect...
Livinia 11
Wow, that definitely would've hurt. Why were you there in the first place though?
kindlystfupls 0
Why on earth would you go to your ex's wedding?!
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Why did you listen to that? You could have just got up and walked away! But it sucks that he cheated on you, I want to ******* kill guys like that.
patrickalamo 48
food fight!!!!! with the wedding cake
Southpaw7391 3
you went why ???
krustacea 1
in the words of kelso, BURN!
onthetoilet 3
why where you invited
sunnyg6315 0
and you went because...??
lauren_pink 0
that sucks! but y did you go?