Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
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Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
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Stupend0us 7
That's always been a fear of mine. Especially in bed.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Was it on?
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Comments (189)
iAmScrubs 19
Was it in slow motion with happy music playing like when two people reunite after 20 years and embrace on the beach? Or did it say, "Don't mind if I drop in?"
nerdygirl13 0
I like your word play :) and ouch!!!
Skorne 5
Fantastic pun
SadinSherman 16
You are very punny
lilmamiyankee67 5
Sux, and everyone always pictures it in ya head, and you unfourtunately got a taste of it. Sorry too hear bout it, hope its not too much damage. C:
AnagenisisZagus 13
I read your comment, and from your first word I could tell I do not like you. "Sux"? Are you ******* serious?
Rebi3144 8
Ouch D:
annebanny 5
how could anyone deserve this??
i_wuz_nver_here 31
It could've been their fault for not installing the fan correctly or something but we have no way of knowing so I voted fyl
samsea 5
I can think of a lot of people that deserve that........
CrAzYyEt 8
Ahh that's one of my biggest fears!
ohjessica 11
Same here! Whenever I have the fan on, I feel like it's gonna ricochet off the ceiling.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Me too, makes me think of Final Destination
t765234 10
Well think of it this way, that movie usually makes very little sense anyway, so it doesn't matter.
farfulz 6
oh dear.. that's unfortunate
jessthebest3 0
Well ****.
Bizzzy 5
hope it wasnt big and heavy :|
truehitman2010 0
first
sourgirl101 28
I'm picturing this happening in slow motion "Final Destination" style.
TheHoboWerewolf 0
That's exactly what I was thinking! Too bad her premonitions didn't save her... 0__o