Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
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Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML
Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
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Stupend0us 7
That's always been a fear of mine. Especially in bed.
ElainaCutsYou 0
Was it on?
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Comments (189)
soccertc12 0
You deserved it, for not weilding the force...
sshelbyy11 6
it doesnt hurt that bad
Dissaproval 4
[movie trailer voice] In a world... when ceiling fans attack... one man... must save the world. Stupid cliches. I dissaprove. ಠ_ಠ
LaughingAlways 1
I have a feeling that you just acquired a fear of ceiling fans from now on....
Dissaproval 4
*phone rings* "Hello? Oh hi, Captain Obvious! What's that? Yes, sure, one second." It's for you. ಠ_ಠ
PunkkRockk 7
That's why I make sure my fan is never on full speed. It makes vicious sounding noises and would probably fall on me if it was :)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
LOOOOOOVE your t shirt
PunkkRockk 7
Thank You!!
wazowski77 0
hail hitler
wazowski77 0
hail hitler
SPD935 5
The modern day "handy man" strikes again.
raphanne_fml 33
Well, seems like your fan wasn't a big fan of yours :D
Nicole2693 1
Yeah that has happened to me before too. Not fun.