Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.
WhatsOpTic 11
Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.
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Comments (119)
sempiternal80816 9
omg
G_bear24 9
Hahaha my cats dont care they usually go to sleep or walk around us.
xblackoutblondie 5
Pussy!
RedPillSucks 33
kitty!
weveallbeenthere 30
hahahaha.
TimmyKenmuir 1
you guys are ******* retarded. stoping because a cat is looking. FML
HeyTherexxx 21
You couldn't just kick it out?
RedPillSucks 33
I'll buy several tickets to that ride.
sickerthanyou 13
your boyfriend is a pussy.
thelittlemissy 29
...catastrophe. Tihi!
ImJKingYou 8
Looks like that's the only pussy he's allowed to have. :P