choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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rbserrano 0
herpes!!!!!!!
viaMannequin 1
Shouldn't you have noticed that big red cluster of zits before you even started going out with her/Them growing over the course of the relashonship.
Chriscrossedlove 0
That's really disgusting
emilyaddison1234 0
ew! dicksgusting!
KinqLeo610 0
Eeeeeeewwwwwww
Stockholm06 3
oh My god I think I'm going throw up.
carleyO_O 0
that just made me throw up a little :/
SpazzyJazzy325 0
kinky, maybe she'll let you pick her nose for dessert ;P yummy
ladyduff 0
um ew
Anchavez2 0
gagg