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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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Comments (213)

markhansen1992 5

You are illiterate :-/

AtomicBryce 0

*gag* eww gross *gag some more*

smrtrtnu 0

hahaha this made me sick....ydi for trying to be sexy by licking her face.,,,tonights menu?? pizza and puss

emilymaevancore 4

I wouldn't be able to talk to her after that haha

LaeBoo 4

Hahahhahaha

breuhh 0

If my boyfriend attempted to lick my face while I was eating, I'd probably slap him.

Turner_22 0

You do realize that Proactive doesn't work for everyone. :/

stevenmx86 8

Yeah, picking pizza sauce from people's lips is ALWAYS sexy.. disgusting...