choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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Mandaeryn 10
Ohhh, ****.. So much for my pizza rolls. :x
aussie827 0
oh that's real attractive
Classless 0
Agree with #190!
SaraN29 6
omg that is seriously gross. I would get up, walk away and head to a restroom to wash my mouth. fyl
iSexxxy 0
eek. o.e
xsoooxkrazyx 0
...thats too sexy...
pussylikka69 0
kinky
littlejew 0
sorry sweetie.....but those aren't zits if they're in a "cluster".... YDI for dating a ****?
Dilwann 27
There can be a number of zits close together, hence in a 'cluster'. She doesn't necessarily have an STD. Seems pretty logical to me, but apparently not to you.
littlejew 0
sorry sweetie.....but those aren't zits if they're in a "cluster".... YDI for dating a ****?
mythy 0
So.. did/do you have zits on your tongue?