choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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mrt65380 0
i'd suggest putting a bag over her head for being ugly
NinjaSpirit2012 0
why didn't u just throw up outside?! YDI
elooo6 0
I just threw up in my mouth
xkylieshea 0
that's reallu gross... tell her to wash her face
esushi 0
Seriously, this doesn't even remotely seem like a big deal to me--what's with you guys? Like, I'd honestly rather accidentally lick a pimple than some sauce off of someone. The SAUCE is the gross part, so if anything he's lucky for avoiding that. Anyone who has made out with someone else has most likely accidentally licked a pimple that was around their mouth somewhere. It's just like licking skin--because it is licking skin! What is the big deal!?!? Licking skin is fun. I know I've definitely accidentally kissed a huge neck pimple but I couldn't even tell because it is just skin.
Breohanan 0
#247 you are dumb bitch how is a cluster of zits on a acute corner of someone mouth okay that sound like a serious std are you sticking up for her because you have it aswell so disgusting
moxy_fml 0
OMG RUN DUDE!
Breohanan 0
holy **** dude can someone say herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dangkoopa 0
Cowabunga!
ilynorrington 0
lol
dabomblyktiktikk 0
EVERY TiiME ii READ THiiS ii DiiE LAFFiiNq !!!! its hysterical. then i think abt how it mustve felt qreasy and tasted leik crap