choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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Harrisonwoody 3
Idiot...
iloveredvines 4
You don't try to be sexy while eating pizza...
malnourished_pig 5
i just threw up a little bit....
Narwhal234 6
At least it wasn't blood.
ellysaurus 0
Ew tell your girl to wash her damn face.
kristena103 14
I don't get u! So u dated her mayb for years and didn't notice or did u just think she has sauce there allll the time?
BG_caligrown 0
eeewwwwww hahahaha sucks for yuu
amy2329 4
Are u sure it wasn't herpies
JuniorBSTN 3
You Freaking Disgusting !
meaganinja 12
YDI for dating someone who clearly has no concern for hygiene.
Dilwann 27
Indeed. Acne has absolutely nothing to do with hygiene.