Work: History check

History check

By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:17

Report him?

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**** stars. Able to give you viruses both on and off screen.

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r0ckoman 0

Friday 9 December 2011 5:46

Report him nuff said

newlove_fml 0

Friday 9 December 2011 7:40

I hope you guys get the virus off your server soon ): and on the bright side, now that everybody in the office knows what the source of the problem was, it probably won't ever be a problem again. I know people to some stupid stuff, but let's at least hope OP's boss is smart enough to stop after this.