Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
You still got a ******** didn't you?
dantee2005 33
And yet she did the job anyways. She is a keeper
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Comments (132)
Canadian0622 17
At least you got a *******.
Tonymac617 16
At least your getting blow jobs! Consider yourself LUCKY!
FedoraGuy 15
She could've just not looked at you.
daemonsparta 16
doesnt matter got head
silverstream20 20
Don't care, still got a *******.
Amant97 14
A lot of people look possessed. It's cool, embrace it. ?
moontrimmer 12
On the bright side, you got a ********.
Alastrina_fml 20
EVERYBODY looks goofy when doing anything sexual, whether it be oral, anal or intercourse.
pischrena 1
Maybe it wasn't even her that was pleasuring you....
bab3ruthl3ss 16
How lame, that's one of the best parts.